- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

david poredos

penis. nuff said.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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