What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

tim has no humor

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Pain Olympics.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

I like your hair

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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