- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

sweating like antoni with a girl

what's red and horny a red unicorn

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A Pakistani news reader.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Knock knock What?

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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