- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

A women walks into a kitchen.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

(Insert joke here)

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

kaite is dumb that is true

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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