A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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