how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Sex education in Texas,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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