why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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stuarts mum

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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