- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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