- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

tim has no humor

kaite is dumb that is true

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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