Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Do u take sugar?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

You're a frog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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