- Anti Joke

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.