- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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