Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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