Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Once upon a time, The end.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

GONNA

Caroline Kelly.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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