A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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You're tall.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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troll----> hahaha---->

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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fridge

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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