- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a frog

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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