- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Well, there's one way...

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

69

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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