- Anti Joke

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.