whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Well, there's one way...

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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