What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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You're tall.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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