- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're tall.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Do u take sugar?

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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