A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why was the gay guy sad?

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

4 hours later.

troll----> hahaha---->

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Psychics.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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