What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

You're tall.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

4 hours later.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Anti Joke

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