What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Do u take sugar?

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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