What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

thumb_up thumb_down

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

thumb_up thumb_down

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

thumb_up thumb_down

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

thumb_up thumb_down

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down

When life throws you lemons, duck.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops