- Anti Joke

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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