What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Do u take sugar?

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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