- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Once upon a time, The end.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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