yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

The jets are a good team..

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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