tim has no humor

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Pain Olympics.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

I like your hair

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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