- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

A Pakistani news reader.

stuarts mum

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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