What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? Subscribe to find out; starting at only $14.99 a month! For more jokes similar to this one, subscribe to "Horrible Jokes" for $95 a month! Subscription Plans: - $14.99: Answer one joke per month - $49.99: The above plan... PLUS a free copy of "Antijoke, the book" - $99.99: A free cookie - $1099.99: A free cookie and a pass to the dark side - $0.25: Eternal happiness Order now for best prices! Or else we'll burn down your house and kill your extended family! Thank you!

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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