Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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YO FACE

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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