Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Moral

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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