SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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