What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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