What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Matt is a Duster!

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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