- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

willie revilame

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

An Italian leaves the mofia

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