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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Well, there's one way...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion