A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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