- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Well, there's one way...

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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