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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

why are balck people black because they are

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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