- Anti Joke

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"