whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's green and blue? yellow

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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