- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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