Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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racism...deal with it!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Wanker

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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