- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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