whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's green and blue? yellow

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

what tall and looks like a jew?

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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