- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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