- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

everybody loves raymond

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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