Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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