Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

I have suicidal thoughts

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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