- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Women's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Waffles ate my grandma

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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