yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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