Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Get off my porch.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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