- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is your mom Dead

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why was the woman?

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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