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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

penis haha

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

This joke is the worst joke ever.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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