- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

whats yellow? lots of things.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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