what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Female rights.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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