What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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