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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

The WNBA.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

My parents died!

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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