"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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