- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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