- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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