What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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