At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Female rights.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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