- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Testicles.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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