- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

It got hit by a rocket.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Bark I'm a tree

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

ur mum

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Please? No.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Where's the dick??? east

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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