Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What's the deal with brown?

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

THE GAME.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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