- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

I Have a Black Friend

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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