Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Choir.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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