What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What is 1+1? It's 2!

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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