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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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