- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why was the woman?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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