What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

penis haha

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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