- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Obamacare

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

bryden is a faggot

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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