Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Sarah Jessica Parker

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

The WNBA.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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